1. You stare blankly completely space out for an extended period of time
2. You watch are excited when "So you think you can dance" appears on the tv
3. A majority of your thoughts center around "I'd have sex with her/him"
4. Your always waiting for that next buzz or high wait a minute thats a line from intervention
5. Fox News is the biggest contributor to your beliefs granted they do have hotty anchors
6. Your conversations end in a abrupt pause
7. Believe in democracy (The country is now control by Reptilian assholes or at least according to David Icke)
8. Thought insert formulaic blockbuster here was a good movie
9. Actually think antidepressants work
10. Think the lyrics to katy perry are clever or catchy
Friday, July 1, 2011
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